The Fruitless Garden
by Valerie Bush
One day last week I arose
With an urge to scribe some prose.
On that day, I did endeavor
To craft a poem awfully clever.
Munching, crunching my fruit loops,
I decided in one fell swoop
The garden is the place to be
To ponder word choice carefully.
Surely, phrases that I prune
Will have this writ by half-past noon:
Iamb, couplet, simile, verse.
Rhyming sound is less coerced.
The day stretches and conspires
With the sun, as she climbs higher.
Lost still is my inspiration –
My sole reward is perspiration.
Words, they fight me, tooth and nail.
Come on, brain, we mustn’t fail!
Swirling, spinning, it’s just no use:
These thoughts of mine are quite obtuse.
Ideas, they surface to the top
Then dive again – they just won’t stop
Bouncing, bobbing – they can’t break free.
Oh, my goodness! It’s half-past three.
Thoughts, they stretch beyond my reach.
Next time, I should hit the beach:
Writing poems might be much finer
Watching dolphins and large cruise liners.
Words still dancing in my head –
Please get out; it’s time for bed.
The day ended, this chapter closed.
It is obvious I suck at prose.
The time has come for me to pray;
Tomorrow starts another day.
My failed attempt at prose is done;
Tomorrow starts another one.
Perhaps haikus are best for me?
Poems try to rhyme.
Haikus don’t care about time:
Three lines are sublime.
